CONTROLLING CHAOS

With the increasing influx of the "White Family" style plague on our little slice of paradise, it is becoming increasingly important to determine how control can be achieved in a relatively short amount of time. Estimating that our native population will out number us in the next thirty years, strict rules must be put in place to insure the balance of well being within our nation.  As I, the President am currently dealing with the the direct issue of my daughter being involved with one of these cretons, I personally understand the importance of wrangling in the antics of the native population.  First, there will be strict drug laws put in place to deter the rampant use of narcotics among the immigrating parties. These laws will apply to all but hopefully will create an elevated level fear among the natives as it relates to illicit drug use in our nation. Heavy first time penalties will be imposed if these laws are broken.  Second, there will be no welfare aid to immigrants, natives or current citizens where inbreeding is involved. The dumbing down of our nation will not be tolerated and parents, domestic partners and children of such inbreeding will face deportation to West Virginia, which currently has an open door policy for accepting these types of citizens. There they will find peace and a feeling of belongingness. We will as a nation, continue to monitor this domestic issue and will continue to research new and effective ways to maintain our Caribbean paradise Isla De Manta Raya.